THE PHONE RANG SO I PICKED IT UP BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING HELLO I SAID HOMESTUCK
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
THIS IS IT
I’VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM OMG
don’t you love how the dirkjake tag is filled with people finding moldy green piece of cheese and an orange crushed jelly bean and screaming because it gives them dirkjake feels
obviously the best lip sync ever
you deserve a gold medal or a fucking trophy.
OH MY GOGDA
he’ll save the children
but not the british children
the present beware
the future beware
Six feet tall
Made of radiation
he once held an opponent’s wife’s hand…in a jar of acid…at a party.
fucking killing for fun
he’ll kick you apart
he’ll kick you apart, ooh!
I HEARD THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD LIKE
THIRTY GODDAMN DICKS
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
i have this mental image of a writhing mass of dozens upon dozens of cis people crawling over each other in a frantic race to reach the coveted Best Ally Award
over the din of howls and shrieks a pure note of desperation rises. wild-eyed and hoarse, the speaker gasps out: i’m…